


I'm sorry, Brian/Bryan Gregory, that confirming the spelling of your name is too much for you to handle

How to write like Raymond: Start a sentence with a question mark

Things I've written that have amused other people, Episode 5

I’m sorry, Brian George, but we got cut off and I couldn’t call you back

The social skills of a thermonuclear device: Why did you hang up?

How to write like Raymond: Intentional typographical errors

Sorry, I don’t get calls on this phone often

How to write like Raymond: What I tell you three times is true
