What a hardworking new employee that must be.
What a strange world you live in.
Another prank from the user interface team.
Anywhere it's possible to put a pointer, somebody will try to put a pointer.
Emerging victorious in the bidding war.
Because you may have forgotten, or perhaps never knew.
From too much pizza.
A stopwatch and a race against time.
Because standard C++ exception handling didn't exist yet.
An unsuccessful play for a site visit.