December 2005

On the “Days without a pony” web page

Raymond Chen December 23, 2005 Dec 23, 2005 12/23/05

Reader Mark Eichin was curious about the "Days with a pony" web page. Here's what it would look (suitably redacted) if it were still operating: December 23, 2005: Still no pony From: Raymond Chen To: Xxxx Xxxxxx Subject: Laptop order Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 09:47:19 -0800 I want a pony and a train set and an NEC Versa SX laptop (...

Why do up-down controls have the arrows backwards?

Raymond Chen December 22, 2005 Dec 22, 2005 12/22/05

When you create an up-down control (some people call a "spinner" control) in its default configuration, the up-arrow decrements the value and the down-arrow increments it. Most people expect the up-arrow to increment and the down-arrow to decrement. Why is it backwards? The up-down control is a victim of Windows' reversed y-axis. ...

The office disco party

Raymond Chen December 21, 2005 Dec 21, 2005 12/21/05

One of the long-standing traditions at Microsoft is to play a prank on someone's office while they're away on vacation. You can imagine what most of these pranks are like, filling someone's office with packing peanuts or other materials, or relocating their office to an unlikely part of the building (the bathroom, the cafeteria), or something ...

“Pro forma” was so 1990’s

Raymond Chen December 20, 2005 Dec 20, 2005 12/20/05

"Non-GAAP" is the new "pro forma". Remember the exciting dot-com boom days? Everybody was reporting "pro forma" results. Pro forma in the 1990's turned into a euphemism for "We just made this stuff up". But after the dot-com bust and a series of accounting scandals, the phrase pro forma turned into a bad word on Wall Street. People swore off...

Why does Windows setup lay down a new boot sector?

Raymond Chen December 20, 2005 Dec 20, 2005 12/20/05

Why does Windows setup lay down a new boot sector? Because the alternative is worse. You would expect that after installing an operating system, the operating system should boot. If your boot sector is damaged, say because this is a brand new hard drive with no boot sector, or because it was infected with a boot sector virus, you expect the ...

Music to slip into a playlist to see if anybody is listening

Raymond Chen December 19, 2005 Dec 19, 2005 12/19/05

When I was visiting my brother earlier this year, I found this CD in my sister-in-law's collection. Oy vey's mir! There's just something fundamentally wacked out about the whole idea. (Maybe that's why I liked it. Here's what other people think...

Beware the Image File Execution Options key

Raymond Chen December 19, 2005 Dec 19, 2005 12/19/05

Beware the Image File Execution Options key (more). Its power can be used for evil as well as for good. Its intended use is to force a program to run under a debugger regardless of how it is launched (and secondarily to alter how the system treats the program). It's handy if you need to debug a program "in the wild" rather than under the ...

The Dead Sea Scrolls are coming to Seattle

Raymond Chen December 16, 2005 Dec 16, 2005 12/16/05

Coming to the Pacific Science Center in September 2006 the Dead Sea Scrolls, "considered by many experts to be the most significant archaeological find of the twentieth century". Tickets went on sale yesterday. Volunteer opportunities also available...

When hyperthreading is enabled, all the processors are virtual

Raymond Chen December 16, 2005 Dec 16, 2005 12/16/05

A common problem when answering technical questions is that people sometimes ask a question that can't or shouldn't be answered because it is based upon a misunderstanding. What's particularly frustrating is when they insist that you answer their question as posed, even when you try to explain to them that their question is itself flawed. It...

A note to headhunters: Check your links

Raymond Chen December 15, 2005 Dec 15, 2005 12/15/05

If you're going to try to recruit me, you might want to check that the links in your email actually work. Just sayin'. I'm going to mock you regardless, but you should at least make me have to work for it...

The Old New Thing

December 2005 - The Old New Thing