


Microsoft phenomenon: The annual award that winds up being awarded only once

What idiot would hard-code the path to Notepad?

If you are trying to understand an error, you may want to look up the error code to see what it means instead of just shrugging

Microspeak: Zap

Why doesn't the window manager have a SetClipboardDataEx helper function?

During process termination, the gates are now electrified

Historically, Windows didn't tend to provide functions for things you can already do yourself

The wrong way to determine the size of a buffer
