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Nov 8, 2011
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Microspeak: Level-set

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

In mathematics, a level set is the set of points at which a function takes a particular value. This has nothing to do with the way the term is used at Microsoft. In fact, the way the term is used at Microsoft, I have no idea what it means. But here are citations. The first is from an upper-level executive: Before we start the meeting, let me leve...

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Oct 11, 2011
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Microspeak: Bug jail

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Bug jail is not a place where bugs are sent as punishment for their crimes. Rather, it's a (virtual) place that developers are sent when they have too many bugs. Project management establishes some maximum number of bugs (known as a bug cap) each developer is permitted to have on his or her plate, and developers whose bug count exceeds the specif...

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Sep 20, 2011
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Microspeak: The bug farm

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

In its most general sense, the term bug farm refers to something that is a rich source of bugs. It is typically applied to code which is nearly unmaintainable. Code can arrive in this state through a variety of means. The term is most often used as a cautionary term, calling attention to areas where there is high risk that code you're about to ...

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Aug 2, 2011
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Microspeak: Dogfood

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

The shifting meaning.

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Jul 5, 2011
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Microspeak: Reporting through

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

I'll start with the citation from a hypothetical conversation: "This is being handled by Jonathan Swift." — Who does he report through? "He reports up through Jane Austen's org." The Microspeak term report through (or report up through) comes up often in situations where people from different groups are working together. In its most ...

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Jun 8, 2011
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Microspeak: The planned unplanned outage, and other operations jargon

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

The Operations group at Microsoft manage the servers which keep the company running. And they have their own jargon which is puzzling to those of us who don't spend all our days in a noisy server room. From what I can gather, an Unplanned Outage would be better termed an Unscheduled Outage: We did not have it marked off on our calendar that the ...

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May 24, 2011
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Microspeak: PowerPoint Karaoke and the eye chart

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

The game PowerPoint-Karaoke was invented in 2006 by Zentrale Ingelligenz Agentur. In this game, contestants are called upon to give a PowerPoint presentation based on a slide deck they have never seen. (The German spelling uses a hyphen between the two words. When "translated" into English, the hyphen is often omitted.) At Microsoft, the term has...

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Apr 28, 2011
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Microspeak: Hipo

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

A friend of mind was asked out of the blue, "What does hypo mean?" She started to flash back to high school English class and Greek word roots. "I've started to hear it everywhere. Like Everyone in that meeting is a hypo or We need to reach out to hypos." My friend realized that she had mis-heard the question. It was not about the Greek root hyp...

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Mar 8, 2011
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Microspeak: Cadence

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Originally, the term cadence meant the rate at which a regular event recurs, possibly with variations, but with an overall cycle that repeats. For example, the cadence for team meetings might be "Every Monday, with a longer meeting on the last meeting of each month." Project X is on a six-month release cadence, whereas Project Y takes t...

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Feb 8, 2011
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Microspeak: Recycling bits or recycling electrons

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

To recycle bits (or recycle electrons) is to take an old piece of email and use it to answer a similar (often identical) question or discussion on a mailing list. This is usually done by simply replying to the thread with the two-word message "Recycling bits" (or "Recycling electrons") and attaching the original email message. An important aspect ...

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