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Something I wrote.
You have to nudge the compiler in the right direction.
Another identifier defined with kernel-colored glasses.
It’s the percent CPU, but you have to undo the various adjustments you requested.
Ouch, it hurts when you squeeze me there.
Render unto Caesar, but ask for a little more time.
Explicitly associating with a window handle.
Listen for signals.