The administrative assistant who lasted only one day: A legendary prank from days of yore
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Why was Texas Hold ‘Em Poker a Windows Ultimate Extra instead of a built-in game?
Cultural sensitivity.
A little program to look for files with inconsistent line endings
Something I wrote.
On resolving the type vs member conflict in C++: The Color Color problem
You have to nudge the compiler in the right direction.
How arbitrary is the ArbitraryUserPointer in the TEB?
Another identifier defined with kernel-colored glasses.
What does this strange value for “Percent CPU” mean in Performance Monitor?
It’s the percent CPU, but you have to undo the various adjustments you requested.
Microspeak: Occupant compression
Ouch, it hurts when you squeeze me there.
Today is tax day, but it’s also division meeting day, so let’s get you some forms to fill out
Render unto Caesar, but ask for a little more time.
How can a desktop app use a Windows Runtime object that infers UI context from its thread? The IInitializeWithWindow pattern
Explicitly associating with a window handle.
How can I determine the reason why my window is closing?
Listen for signals.
