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May 9, 2014
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Even if you're the President, your mother still has the power to embarrass you

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Last year, in honor of Mother's Day (the United States version), the John F. Kennedy Library shared a letter sent by President Kennedy to his mother. Mrs. Kennedy had contacted Premier Khrushchev asking for an autographed photo, copies of which were subsequently forwarded to the White House so that the President could sign them as well. President...

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Apr 18, 2014
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Raymond's house rules for Easter Egg Hunts

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

One of my colleagues frustrates his family by hiding the eggs for the annual Egg Hunt way too well. "Apparently, drawers and freezers are out of bounds in the traditional egg hunt." Here are my house rules for Easter Egg Hunts: Personally, I like to hide eggs in plain sight. It's surprising how long it can take somebody to find a yellow egg res...

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Apr 15, 2014
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The gradual erosion of the car trip experience, part 2

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

When I learned that my nieces were heading out on a road trip, I asked, "Are you going to sing songs?" My eldest niece looked at me as if I were from Mars, then replied, "No, we bring electronics."

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Mar 21, 2014
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Different senses of scale create different travel expectations

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

A friend of mine had a business meeting near London, and he decided to extend it to a tour of Scotland and England once the meetings were over. (This is the same friend who took me on the emergency vacation many years ago.) His plan was to rent a car early one morning and drive from the meeting location all the way up to Aberdeen at one go, then s...

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Mar 20, 2014
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When visitors to the United States underestimate the size of the country

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

A friend of mine who is from Lebanon (but now lives in Seattle) invited his grandmother to come visit for the summer. When she arrived, he asked her, "Grandma, is there anywhere in particular you would like to visit?" His grandmother replied, "I'd like go to to Washington, DC." "Okay, Grandma. Let me buy some plane tickets." "No, let's drive." ...

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Mar 18, 2014
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Raymond's highly scientific predictions for the 2014 NCAA men's basketball tournament

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Once again, it's time for Raymond to come up with an absurd, arbitrary criterion for filling out his NCAA bracket. This year, I look at the number of followers of of the basketball team's official Twitter account, or one tenth of the number of followers of the school's athletic department if the school's basketball team does not have its own d...

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Mar 11, 2014
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On live performances of Star Trek

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Spock's Brain is generally considered to be the worst episode of Star Trek. That may be why in 2009 Mike Carano decided to perform it as a theatrical production. Here is the opening scene, and here's Carano talking about the show's genesis. In the second video, skip ahead to 2:40 to see more clips from the show, or go to 4:35 for the fight scene....

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Mar 10, 2014
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Why Johnny can't read music

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

In the book He Bear, She Bear, the musical instrument identified as a tuba is clearly a sousaphone. (For those who are wondering what the title has to do with the topic of musical instrument identification: It's a reference to the classic book Why Johnny Can't Read.)

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Mar 3, 2014
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What two-year-olds think about when they are placed in time-out

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

My niece (two years old at the time) was put in the corner as punishment for some sort of misdeed. At the expiration of her punishment, her grandfather returned and asked her, "你乖唔乖?" (Are you going to be nice?) She cheerfully replied, "仲未乖!" (Still naughty!) In an unrelated incident, one of my ho...

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Feb 25, 2014
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A simple email introduction: Fan mail

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

One of my former colleagues on the Windows kernel team wasn't afraid to make changes all across the system when necessary. If the engineering team decided to upgrade to a new version of the C++ compiler, my colleague was the one who gave it a test-drive on the entire Windows source code, and fixed all the warnings and errors that kick up as well as...

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