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Sep 20, 2006
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It is as if our leaders have not been educated in orbital space colonization

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Yesterday were held the primary elections in the state of Washington. Most of the partisan positions were uncontested, so there wasn't much to research. The one with the most candidates was for one of the state's Senate seats, and among those candidates were some who might be considered "a bit unorthodox". None of these candidates appears to hav...

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Sep 18, 2006
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Project Update 2: Voyage to Our Hollow Earth

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

If everything went according to plan, the trip to the hole in the Arctic Ocean should have completed a few months ago. I went to the web site to see what they found, only to discover that it's been postponed another year, to June 26, 2007. This is clearly the handiwork of the world government attempting to suppress the release of information t...

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Sep 15, 2006
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Disaster averted, thanks to international time zones

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Boy, the world has been really lucky this year. After successfully avoiding a massive tsunami in the Atlantic Ocean, the world narrowly escaped global disaster as predicted by Yisrayl Hawkins, leader of the organization The House of Yahweh. What saved us? Well, I'll let Mosheh Sang, leader of the organization in Kenya, explain: According to Sa...

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Sep 13, 2006
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Raymond's excursions into East Asian pop music, episode 3: Morning Musume (モーニング娘)

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

It really all started with Katamari Damacy (塊魂). The music for that game is so darned infectious, and it was my fascination with that music that prompted my colleague to loan me the CDs his wife bought while she traveled through Asia. I already mentioned China Dolls (中國娃娃). Another of the CDs in the colle...

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Sep 12, 2006
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Grammar review: Verb+particle versus compound noun

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Although the inflections and compound-mania are largely absent from the English language, there are still some vestiges of its Germanic roots. One detail of English grammar that I often see neglected is the distinction between the verb+particle and the compound noun. Consider the verb phrase "to shut down", which is the one I see misused most ofte...

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Sep 8, 2006
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Turns out you can't learn Mandarin Chinese by watching television

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

It is generally accepted that language exposure in the first year of a baby's life is important. To what certainly must be the dismay of couch potatoes everywhere, researchers at the University of Washington determined that it's particularly important that it come from a live human being. Watching DVDs doesn't have any effect. What was particula...

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Sep 7, 2006
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What you don't apologize for is as important as what you do

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

In the aftermath of the Zidane head-butt incident, there was a lot of speculation over what Materazzi might have said to provoke Zidane's response. Zidane has said he attacked Materazzi because he insulted his mother and sister. Materazzi denied disparaging Zidane's mother. I immediately noticed the very precise denial from Materazzi. (I suspec...

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Sep 6, 2006
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In case of fire, go to lunch

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Late one morning, the fire alarm went off at work. Everybody dutifully filed out of the building and waited for the all-clear signal. A few of us looked at each other and said, "Let's go to lunch." "I'll drive." "Shotgun!"

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Sep 1, 2006
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You're white. Do you want to be in my friend's soap opera?

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

What does a Mandarin-speaking American woman in Beijing do? If you're Rachel DeWoskin, you serendipitously wind up the star of a daytime Mandarin-language soap opera called Foreign Babes in Beijing, a show that takes all the Western stereotypes (from the Chinese point of view) and milks them for all their melodramatic worth. (They probably watche...

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