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Sep 11, 2009
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Most people who go to an open house aren't actually interested in buying it

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

You have a house for sale. You hold an open house. But not everybody who attends is there because they're interested in buying the house. The first wave are neighbors who are curious about the house they've seen for years only from the outside. Then there are the people who just enjoy looking at other people's houses. And occasionally, people dro...

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Sep 10, 2009
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Start with a $50,000 grant, hold a fundraiser, lose $47,000

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Phase three: Not profit. Coolidge High School received a $50,000 grant from AOL Time Warner to help keep the school computer systems running. Add a bizarre and disastrous fundraiser run by a confessed fraudster, and the next thing you know, nearly all of the money vanished before the year was out.

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Sep 9, 2009
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Hey, you look Chinese, we have a class for people like you

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

(The title is a callback to this article from a few months ago.) A member of my extended family grew up near the city of Nanaimo, Canada. While it's true that she's ethnically Chinese, it's also true that she's a fourth generation Canadian. The community is overwhelmingly English-speaking, and English is her first language. She grew up going to ...

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Sep 9, 2009
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When you agree to write to a particular length, make sure your content is actually that length

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

One of the lesser-known skills of writing for print is the ability to write to length. Remember in school when your teacher assigned you a five-page paper? Yeah, it's sort of like that. If your first draft comes up short, you'll have to sit down and come up with some more information. If you have too much, you'll have to decide what to cut. When w...

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Sep 4, 2009
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Two-year-old as finite state machine

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Some time ago I joined a family for dinner, and they had a two-year-old. During dinner, the two-year-old accidentally knocked over her glass, and liquid quickly spread across the table. The adults at the table sprang into action, containing the spill on the table, wiping it up, and checking for leakage onto the floor. After all the excitement die...

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Sep 3, 2009
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Grown in the middle of some very respectable Seattle suburbs, such as Renton

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

"The marijuana is grown in the middle of some very respectable Seattle suburbs, such as Renton." This is a funny sentence if you're a longtime resident of the greater Seattle area, because Renton has historically been a working-class town. (Here's Almost Live's parody of South King County to give you an idea of what Renton is up against.) The ci...

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Sep 2, 2009
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Welcome to the 11th annual Mid-Atlantic Road-E-O

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

The top sanitation truck drivers in the mid-Atlantic area converged on Pen Arygl, Pennsylvania for the regional finals of the SWANA Trash Collectors Road-E-O. And the results have been posted [pdf]. Only A Game's Ron Schachter reports [mp3]. (Despite the wackiness, the competition does highlight skills that all truck drivers need to master in o...

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Sep 2, 2009
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The wheels of government bureaucracy turn slowly: Green cards

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

When foreign nationals come to work at Microsoft, the legal department gets to work with the paperwork of applying for permanent residency (colloquially known as a green card even though the cards haven't been green for a long time). Obtaining permanent resident status in the United States takes a ridiculous amount of time, and I remember the iron...

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Sep 1, 2009
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Walt Mosspuppet: The return of the fake blog

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Fake Steve Jobs put on the map the wonderful insanity of the fake celebrity blog. (I'm sure there were others before Fake Steve Jobs, but that's the one that made it cool and hip.) Copycats sprung up, from Fake Steve Ballmer to Mock Mark Cuban, but none of them really had the staying power of good old Fake Steve Jobs. (movie trailer voice) Unti...

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Sep 1, 2009
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One way to make sure nobody sends you feedback

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Last year, somebody sent out a message to very large group of people describing a change to, well, what it described isn't important to the story. What's important is that the message ended with the following sentence: If you have questions, please send them to abcdef. If you don't see why this was a brilliant move, go back and check what that "...

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