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Dec 11, 2013
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Some vice presidents forget that not everybody attends the same meetings that they do

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

There are some vice presidents who forget that not everybody attends the same meetings that they do. When they send email to the entire division, they use buzzwords and acronyms that are not widely-understood. For example, they may mention the great progress that the Nosebleed team is making with DOXLA,¹ but that doesn't mean much to people w...

Other
Dec 10, 2013
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Mysterious email, possible social engineering, whatever it was, it didn't work

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

A colleague of mine got a strange piece of email. It went something like this, although I've substituted a fictitious nation and fictitious company name to protect the guilty(?). Subject: St. George's Island Embassy Trade Mission: Meeting request on behalf of Contoso Corporation Dear ⟨name⟩, I am contacting you following the advic...

Non-Computer
Dec 9, 2013
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This was only a test; if this had been an actual concert…

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

I dreamed that there was a fire in Benaroya Hall during a concert. The flames swirled overhead up by the ceiling. The exit doors had been blocked by security, so people flowed from door to door looking for a way out. Ha-ha, it was just a drill, and the flames were pyrotechnics. This dream brought to you by Great Ideas in Public Safety.

Non-ComputerDream
Dec 9, 2013
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Destroying all child processes (and grandchildren) when the parent exits

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Today's Little Program launches a child process and then just hangs around. If you terminate the parent process, then all the children (and grandchildren and great-grandchildren, you get the idea) are also terminated. The tool for this is the Job Object. Specifically, we mark the job as "kill on job close" which causes all processes in the job ...

Code
Dec 6, 2013
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Is it wrong to call SHFileOperation from a service?

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

A customer had a simple question: "Is it wrong to call from a service?" I don't know if I'd call it wrong, but I'd call it highly inadvisable. Update: See Is it wrong to call SHFileOperation from a service? Revised.

Code
Dec 3, 2013
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Sir, is this your high-speed ferry?

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

The Victoria Clipper is a high-speed ferry that runs primarily between Seattle and Vancouver Victoria, BC. Early Sunday morning, a man scaled a fence and drove off with one of the boats. The issue was resolved without major incident and only minimal damage, which means that it is now open season on jokes! "Why yes, officer, this is my ferry. I ...

Non-Computer
Dec 3, 2013
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How do I configure the timeout used by UI0Detect (Interactive Services Detection service)?

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Windows Vista introduced Session 0 Isolation which enforces the rule that services should not display UI. If a service tries to display UI, another service known as the Interactive Services Detection service detects this situation and signals the user that a service wants to display UI and gives the user an opportunity to switch to the servi...

Tips/Support
Dec 2, 2013
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The walls of my friend's house sometimes randomly got corrupted

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

One evening, I had a series of three dreams. In each one, I visited an unusual home. In the third dream, I visited the home of a friend of mine. He lived in a white stucco split-level, a stereotypical suburban home. What made the house interesting was that if you did things just right, dark dots would appear on the wall and slowly consume it. My ...

Non-ComputerDream