What you need to know as an observer.
Pomp and circumstance.
Will it float?
Trying to keep that part of my brain from disappearing.
Getting around is easy. Paying for it is hard.
Ostentation fatigue is a real thing.
Don't waste your time queueing to see the Mona Lisa.
It's really tall, for one.
Even though it doesn't tick. Do bombs even tick?
Asking for a repeat, but in a different speech synthesizer.