The Old New Thing

On understanding that getting married comes with changes in lifestyle

A friend of mine who had been married less than a year received a phone call from Adam, one of his still-single friends: "Hey, Joe! Irving and I are going into town, hit some bars, hang out at some clubs, wanna come along?" My friend replied, "Hang on a second." A beat. "Nope. Still married!" As far as I know, Adam and Irving are still ...