The only thing preventing them from going home was two AA batteries March 3, 2020 Mar 3, 2020 03/3/20 Raymond Chen I wonder where we can find them.
What’s up with the CF_SYLK and CF_DIF clipboard formats? February 26, 2020 Feb 26, 2020 02/26/20 Raymond Chen From a galaxy far, far away.
The custom-made computers powered by pepperoni pizza February 25, 2020 Feb 25, 2020 02/25/20 Raymond Chen Once more for old time's sake.
Why are there trivial functions like CopyRect and EqualRect? February 24, 2020 Feb 24, 2020 02/24/20 Raymond Chen You could call them to save a dozen bytes!
The legend of the library that caused Building 4 to sink February 4, 2020 Feb 4, 2020 02/4/20 Raymond Chen Are the rumors true? We'll let you decide.
How do you pronounce WinDbg? January 28, 2020 Jan 28, 2020 01/28/20 Raymond Chen Just a lot of hot air.
The historical significance of the Burgermaster drive-in restaurant January 14, 2020 Jan 14, 2020 01/14/20 Raymond Chen You can just phone it in.
The automotive emergency kit is not a toy December 3, 2019 Dec 3, 2019 12/3/19 Raymond Chen Please use it only for emergencies.
The Magical Excel 97 Far East Language Build Screwdriver™ November 19, 2019 Nov 19, 2019 11/19/19 Raymond Chen For your magical build needs.
The legend of Steve Ballmer’s rental car, the most diligent employee in the world November 5, 2019 Nov 5, 2019 11/5/19 Raymond Chen What a hardworking new employee that must be.