The Old New Thing

May 2014 - The Old New Thing

Why does GetFileVersionInfo map the whole image into memory instead of just parsing out the pieces it needs?

May 30, 2014 May 30, 2014 05/30/14
Raymond Chen
Commenter acq responds (with expletive deleted), "the whole file is mapped into the process' memory only for version info that's certainly only a few kilobytes to be read?" Why not map only the parts that are needed? "I don't understand the necessity to map the whole file except that it was easier to write that code without thinking too much...

Get your hex wrench ready, because here comes the Ikea bicycle

May 29, 2014 May 29, 2014 05/29/14
Raymond Chen
Ikea säljer elcyklar. Click through for two-image slide show. Ikea selling electric bicycles Forget furniture. Ikea is now launching, that's right, an electric bicycle. It goes under the name People-Friendly and costs around 6000 SEK ($900 USD). But only in Älmhult, Småland. People-Friendly has already received ...

Cargo-cult registry settings and the people who swear by them

May 28, 2014 May 28, 2014 05/28/14
Raymond Chen
Two customers (so far) wanted to know how to increase the duration of taskbar balloon notifications on Windows Vista. (By the way, I gave the answer some time ago.) They claimed that on Windows XP, they were using the registry key , setting the value to a specifying the number of seconds the balloon should appear. They wanted to know ...

Only senior executives can send email to the All Employees distribution list, but mistakes still happen

May 27, 2014 May 27, 2014 05/27/14
Raymond Chen
Some time ago, a senior executive sent email to the All Employees distribution list at Microsoft announcing that a particular product was now available for dogfood. The message included a brief introduction to the product and instructions on how to install it. A few hours later, a second message appeared in reply to the announcement. The ...

Find the index of the smallest element in a JavaScript array

May 26, 2014 May 26, 2014 05/26/14
Raymond Chen
Today's Little Program isn't even a program. It's just a function. The problem statement is as follows: Given a nonempty JavaScript array of numbers, find the index of the smallest value. (If the smallest value appears more than once, then any such index is acceptable.) One solution is simply to do the operation manually, simulating how ...

Why is the debugger telling me I crashed because my DLL was unloaded, when I see it loaded right here happily executing code?

May 23, 2014 May 23, 2014 05/23/14
Raymond Chen
A customer was puzzled by what appeared to be contradictory information coming from the debugger. We have Windows Error Reporting failures that tell us that we are executing code in our DLL which has been unloaded. Here's a sample stack: But if we ask the debugger what modules are loaded, our DLL is right there, loaded as happy as can ...

Eventually, we may find out where notes eight through twelve came from

May 22, 2014 May 22, 2014 05/22/14
Raymond Chen
CBC Radio's Tom Allen investigates the origin of the opening four notes of the classic Star Trek theme. He traces it to the opening of Mahler's First Symphony, then further back to Brahms's Second Symphony and Beethoven's Fourth Symphony. In college, one of my classmates (the same one that is now the conductor of an orchestra) identified ...