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A little while back, I invited readers to describe what students are taught (or end up believing) are the greatest contributions of their country. Many people strayed from the "what students are taught" part of the exercise, but I didn't mind too much as long as you were funny. Here are some of my favorites: Representing Greece is Pi, who wr...

Kernel handles are always a multiple of four; the bottom two bits are available for applications to use. But why would an application need those bits anyway? The short answer is extending the handle namespace. The long answer will take a few days to play out. (This series was written in response to Igor Levicki being unable to imagine "how thi...

Okay, so first there was the story about the planned DHS television series. And then there was the follow-up reporting that the whole thing was an investment scam and there was no such show after all. Following through on the story, it looks like the ringleader behind the scam has been sentenced to one year in prison and an accomplice to five ye...

I'm particularly fascinated by Microspeak terms which nobody actually knows the meaning of. You can defend jargon by saying that it's a shorthand way of talking in order to improve communication, but if nobody actually knows what it means, the in order to improve communication part is completely turned on its head. The Microspeak that allegedly all...

I was in San Francisco this weekend for a wedding. The flower girl was the bride's two-year-old niece, and when you add a two-year-old to the wedding party, you never know what's going to happen, because two-year-olds don't understand the world the same way adults do. During the unity candle ceremony, the two-year-old pushed her way to the tabl...

Commenter Travis Owens asks, "Why was the RAM drive removed from Windows 95?" As with many of these types of accusatory questions, this comes with a false hidden assumption, in this case, that the RAM drive was in Windows 95 to begin with. Remember that Windows 95 introduced a new driver model, so any RAM drive would have had to be w...

Last year, a friend of mine who lives out of state—let's call her Lisa—wanted to pay her family in Seattle a surprise visit, and I was enlisted as an accomplice. (Specifically, my rôle was to pick her up from the airport and take her home.) Everything was going smoothly until she made the mistake of telling one of another out-of-s...

We've seen that icons and cursors know where they came from, and the window manager uses this information when you ask it to change the size of an icon. But not all icons carry this information, only icons created by passing a HINSTANCE and a resource name. You can use this to your advantage if you want to destroy the module and resource inform...

My flight out of Seattle on Wednesday was delayed for about an hour. The explanation: Fog in San Francisco. Whoa, fog in San Francisco. Must've taken them by surprise!

If you fire up Task Manager and look at the page fault count, you'll see that even when nothing is going on, Explorer takes a page fault every two seconds. Isn't this bad? I though you weren't supposed to poll. Here's an interesting experiment: Change your update speed to High. Wow, the page fault rate quadruples to a page fault every half second...