One of my friends pranked a colleague by surreptitiously putting a program in the Startup group. This program opened a network socket and awaited further instructions.
Things you could tell the program to do:
- Create a thread and put it into a 100% CPU loop.
- Allocate a megabyte of memory (hey, that was a lot back in the day) and go into a loop accessing every byte of memory over and over again.
- Display a message on the screen.
- Play a beep.
- Perhaps some other pranky things, I forget.
My friend told the program to create a thread and peg the CPU, and his colleague didn’t notice.
Create a second thread.
Still no reaction.
Allocate a megabyte of memory.
Two megabytes.
Four megabytes.
Still nothing.
Beep a few times for no apparent reason.
No reaction.
My friend now decided to pull out all the stops. Create eight threads, each in a CPU spin loop. Allocate another 16 megabytes of memory. Beep five times in a row. Display a message box with a nonsensical error message. (I forget exactly what it was. Let’s say it’s “Printer out of bamboo. Get more bamboo. MOAR!”)
My friend’s colleague shrugged and dismissed the error message.
I think my friend had to display a message box that said “Look behind you” before his colleague finally clued in that he was being pranked.
So you tell me. Was this a successful prank or not, if the victim didn’t even realize that he was being pranked?
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