Excuses I learned from babies

Raymond

I was visiting a friend of mine, and his young daughter was being unusually cranky. He explained, “Oh, she’s teething.” I filed that away as an excuse I could use the next time I felt cranky. “Sorry about that. I’m teething.” Here’s another excuse you might want to use:

“No, I’m not drunk. I simply lost interest in remaining upright.”

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