It's the second annual Stitch 'n Pitch at Safeco Field. Stitch n' Pitch events for other cities can be found on the Stitch n' Pitch web site. (Channeling Lynne Truss: Ahem, people, the spelling of the middle word is 'n' with an apostrophe fore and aft.) [10am: Fixed sepleling.] Seattle Times readers Dave Butner and Mike Wilson took issue with ...

Over the past few days we've learned how 16-bit Windows exported and imported functions from DLLs and that the way functions are exported from 32-bit DLLs matches the 16-bit method reasonably well. But the 16-bit way functions are imported simply doesn't work in the 32-bit world. Recall that in 16-bit Windows, the fixups for an imported functio...

It happened again. The last time I participated in a bicycle ride that started in Seattle, I got stuck in highway traffic both going out and coming back. The 520 bridge was closed for inspection so everybody was taking the I-90 bridge instead. But traffic at the western terminal of I-90 was backed up because the Alaska Way Viaduct was closed for...

Last time, we saw how the way Win32 exports functions is pretty much the same as the way 16-bit Windows exports functions, but with a change in emphasis from ordinal-based exports to name-based exports. This change in emphasis is not expressed anywhere in the file format; both 16-bit and 32-bit DLLs can export either by name or by ordinal (or by ...

The designers of 32-bit Windows didn't have to worry quite so much about squeezing everything into 256KB of memory. Since modules in Win32 are based on demand-paging, all you have to do is map the entire image into memory and then run around accessing the parts you need. There is no distinction between resident and non-resident names; the names of ...

It's the one time a year that more than fifty people in the United States actually give a hoot about bicycle racing. Yes, it's the Tour de France. (Follow the racers live via GPS!) But this story isn't about the Tour. It's about Stage 4 of the 2005 ENECO Tour. You can follow along with the live report. Everything was going pretty much like ...

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The whole point of dynamic link libraries (DLLs) is that the linkage is dynamic. Whereas statically-linked libraries are built into the final product, a module that uses a dynamically-linked library merely says, "I would like function X from Y.DLL, please." This technique has advantages and disadvantages. One advantage is more efficient use of stor...

Whenever I write an article explaining that programs should avoid doing X, I can confidently rely on a comment saying, "Well, Microsoft Product Q does this!" as if to say, "Gotcha, you hypocrite!" But they're saying "gotcha" to the wrong person. Because, and I'm sure it's a shock to many people to read this, I did not personally wr...

Back in 2003, M&M offered a chance to win $5000 every summer for life, but if you looked more carefully, the offer actually read, "Win $5000 Every Summer For Life*", and the asterisk at the bottom read, "Maximum 50 years". That fine print was filled with strange stuff. For example, 3. Sponsor responsible only for delivery of prize; not respon...