August 19th, 2010

I challenge you to come up with an even lamer physics pun

The other day, I was in the office kitchenette, and two of my colleagues both named Paul happened to be there getting coffee. I quipped, “Oh no, is this legal? I think it’s a violation of the Paul Exclusion Principle.” It was a horrible physics pun, perhaps one of the worst I’ve made in a long time. My challenge to you is to come up with an even worse one that you’ve told.

Note: You have to have actually made the pun to an appropriate audience. No fair just making one up for the purpose of the challenge.

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Raymond has been involved in the evolution of Windows for more than 30 years. In 2003, he began a Web site known as The Old New Thing which has grown in popularity far beyond his wildest imagination, a development which still gives him the heebie-jeebies. The Web site spawned a book, coincidentally also titled The Old New Thing (Addison Wesley 2007). He occasionally appears on the Windows Dev Docs Twitter account to tell stories which convey no useful information.

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