February 2nd, 2017

Some friendly advice from the Redmond Public Safety department on nighttime nude jogging

Raymond Chen
Raymond Chen

Just sharing a public service message.

Redmond Public Safety
Monday, January 30, 2017

Friendly Police Department Tip #001 – Nightly Nude Jogging:

On Jan 27th at 3:30am, an officer on the south side of a large corporate campus near 15320 NE 40 St observed an unknown male running outside. After seeing nude buttocks illuminated by a street light, she and another officer contacted the jogger, who was wearing nothing but black Sketcher sneakers. Concerned for the cold weather, he was placed in a patrol vehicle.

When questioned, he stated “he was trying to build up his immune system to fight the cold weather”.

In case you weren’t aware, nude jogging could be considered indecent exposure. In this instance, he was not charged, as there were no victims.

We do not have pictures to share of this incident. You are welcome.

Category
Old New Thing
Topics
Non-Computer

Author

Raymond Chen

Raymond has been involved in the evolution of Windows for more than 30 years. In 2003, he began a Web site known as The Old New Thing which has grown in popularity far beyond his wildest imagination, a development which still gives him the heebie-jeebies. The Web site spawned a book, coincidentally also titled The Old New Thing (Addison Wesley 2007). He occasionally appears on the Windows Dev Docs Twitter account to tell stories which convey no useful information.

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