How to pretend that you attended my talk at UIUC Reflections|Projections 2009

Raymond Chen

Step 1: Buy a 1.55-ounce Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bar from a convenience store, supermarket, or (if truly desperate) online.

Step 2: Print out this candy bar wrapper.

Step 3: Trim wrapper on registration marks and wrap around candy bar.

Step 4: Stay up late the night before you plan on watching the video by partying with Ryan North and teaching him how to play beer pong.

Step 5: Force yourself to wake up the next morning and watch the recorded video of my talk while trying desperately to stay awake. The candy bar might help.

Note: Although most steps are optional, they are essential if you want an accurate simulation.

Raymond Chen

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