Some time ago, I was visiting a family with small children, and I found the two-year-old middle child with a marker in her hand suspiciously close to some fresh marks on the living room couch. The following conversation ensued:
“Who drew on the couch?”
— My older sister.
“Your older sister isn’t home.”
— The baby.
“The baby can’t reach this.”
— The dog.
“You don’t have a dog.”
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