{"id":96415,"date":"2017-06-16T07:00:01","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T21:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/?p=96415"},"modified":"2019-03-13T01:12:56","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T08:12:56","slug":"20170616-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20170616-01\/?p=96415","title":{"rendered":"Stuff my father-in-law says: On baking bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this is not my attempt to get <a HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/$h*!_My_Dad_Says\">picked up as a television show<\/a>. It&#8217;s just that my father-in-law sometimes says funny stuff. <\/p>\n<p>When my mother came to visit, she brought some bread that she had made in a bread-making machine. The conversation went something like this: <\/p>\n<p>Father-in-law: &#8220;Wow, this bread is really good. Maybe we should get a bread-making machine.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Mom: &#8220;It&#8217;s really easy to do. You just measure the ingredients, put them in the machine, and push the button. Three hours later, you have fresh bread!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Father-in-law: &#8220;Three hours? After three hours I might not still be hungry!&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-96415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>Three hours.<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96415\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}