{"id":93805,"date":"2016-07-05T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/?p=93805"},"modified":"2019-03-13T11:03:52","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T18:03:52","slug":"20160705-00","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20160705-00\/?p=93805","title":{"rendered":"Observing the bizarre rumor mill from the other side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember being <a HREf=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/nonplus\">nonplussed<\/a> upon reading news reports that some Windows feature or other was a sure thing, despite a lack of actual, y&#8217;know, official confirmation. The one that sticks with me is the claim that <a HREF=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20110709064124\/http:\/\/www.techguruhere.com\/microsoft-planning-128-bit-version-of-windows-8\/\">there would be a 128-bit version of Windows 8<\/a>. The source for this information was a remark in somebody&#8217;s LinkedIn profile, which I&#8217;m sure is completely reliable, because nobody lies in their LinkedIn profile. <\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20100306182617\/http:\/\/blog.eightforums.com\/windows-8-news\/windows-8-x128-the-next-pc-revolution-has-is-begun\">One group<\/a> <a HREF=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20100305073830\/http:\/\/blog.eightforums.com\/windows-8-news\/exclusive-interview-with-robert-morgan-about-128-bit\">claims to have lined up an exclusive interview with the elusive Robert Morgan<\/a>, although the interview never appears to have taken place. <\/p>\n<p>Not only was the profile fake, it was fakified <a HREF=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20091231091622\/http:\/\/msftkitchen.com\/2009\/11\/128-bit-kernel-support-in-windows-8-and-windows-9-a-big-fat-lie.html\">by the people who &#8220;discovered&#8221; it<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Another example is the article <a HREF=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20100325110501\/http:\/\/www.techradar.com\/news\/software\/operating-systems\/8-things-you-need-to-know-about-windows-8-643699\">8 things you need to know about Windows 8<\/a>, which says &#8220;But there are some things we do know.&#8221; And then a few paragraphs later, they admit that everything they know is from job ads and LinkedIn profiles, so y&#8217;know, totally reliable. <\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.zdnet.com\/blog\/microsoft\/is-silverlight-for-iphone-finally-on-its-way\/6350\">this article<\/a>, which is 100% speculation. &#8220;I&#8217;m thinking if such an announcement happens, it&#8217;ll be Silverlight for the iPhone.&#8221; The basis for this claim is a tweet from somebody guessing that Steve Ballmer will announce Silverlight for iPhone at the WWDC Keynote, which is double-speculation, since Ballmer&#8217;s purported appearance was itself just wild speculation (that <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2010\/05\/27\/debunk-steve-ballmer-not-speaking-at-wwdc\/\">turned out to be false<\/a>). After considering the feasibility of such an announcement the article ends, &#8220;What do you think? Could the rumors be true?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I have to admit, I really admire that. The article makes up a rumor, and then asks, &#8220;Is it true?&#8221; Hey, here&#8217;s an idea: &#8220;No it isn&#8217;t, because you just made it up.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Today is P. T. Barnum&#8217;s birthday. Or at least the day people <i>claim<\/i> to be his birthday. <\/p>\n<p><b>Bonus reading<\/b>: <a HREF=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5953355\/how-i-fooled-the-internet-into-thinking-this-fake-sony-nexus-was-real\">How I Fooled the Internet into Thinking This Fake Sony Nexus Was Real<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make it up, and then ask if it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-93805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-other"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>Make it up, and then ask if it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93805\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}