{"id":93795,"date":"2016-07-04T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-04T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/?p=93795"},"modified":"2025-08-12T20:13:46","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T03:13:46","slug":"20160704-00","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20160704-00\/?p=93795","title":{"rendered":"Attention all humorless technaheads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My colleagues over on the MSDN side of the company tell me that the feedback on MSDN Library and Dev Center generally fall into four categories:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My laptop crashed. Windows sucks!<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft sucks!<\/li>\n<li>Can you fix my code?<\/li>\n<li>Check out this male enhancement product.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And then this happens.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"q\">\n<p><b>Feedback submitted on 03\/25\/2015 for <a href=\"https:\/\/msdn.microsoft.com\/en-us\/library\/ms695834(v=vs.85).aspx\"> Create Personality<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>YADA YADA YADA!!! BOTTOM LINE YOU TECHNAHEADS HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HAVE FUN ON YOUR COMPUTERS! [&#8230;] TAKING AWAY THE CAT ASSISTANT IN OFFICE IS TOTALLY ASININE!! WTF GUYS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CREATIVITY AND HUMOR???<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So somebody misses the cat assistant. Still no love for Clippy, though.<\/p>\n<p><b>Bonus chatter<\/b>: Although they are probably talking about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ykGIcXKAXbI\"> Links the Cat<\/a>, part of me wishes they were talking about Earl the Cat. What, you don&#8217;t know who Earl the Cat is? 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