{"id":8313,"date":"2012-02-14T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2012\/02\/14\/the-awesome-valentines-day-gift-disguised-as-an-uncreative-one\/"},"modified":"2012-02-14T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T07:00:00","slug":"the-awesome-valentines-day-gift-disguised-as-an-uncreative-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20120214-00\/?p=8313","title":{"rendered":"The awesome Valentine&#039;s Day gift disguised as an uncreative one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago, one of my colleagues wanted to surprise his wife with a new laptop for Valentine&#8217;s Day. (As a bonus, he set the wallpaper to one of their wedding pictures.) Now, he could just give her a neatly wrapped laptop, but he wanted this one to be a super-surprise.\n First, he bought a large box of chocolates. He then carefully opened the box (preserving the bow and other wrapping), removed the chocolates and put the laptop inside, using a smaller box of chocolates to act as packing material. He then put the cover back on the box of chocolates and restored the box to its original unopened appearance.\n As a final step, he took the completed package to a local grocery store, explained what he was doing to the deli manager, and asked if they would be so kind as to re-wrap the box in shrink wrap to complete the deception. The manager was suitably touched by his story and was happy to help.\n On Valentine&#8217;s Day morning, he put the large box of chocolates on his wife&#8217;s chair. She woke up, wandered groggily into the room, saw the box, and said, &#8220;Whoa, that&#8217;s a lot of chocolate.&#8221; It took some encouragement to get her to open the box (seeing as she hadn&#8217;t had her morning cup of coffee yet), but when she did and saw the laptop, she just stared at it in shock, saying, &#8220;What? &#8230; No, what?&#8221;\n In case you couldn&#8217;t figure it out, his wife was taken totally by surprise and was completely thrilled.\n And that&#8217;s how my colleague surprised his wife with a new laptop for Valentine&#8217;s Day. He makes the rest of us look bad.\n <b>Related<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2010\/06\/13\/ipad-frozen-into-slab-of-chocolate-delivered-to-unsuspecting-gi\/\"> iPad frozen into slab of chocolate, delivered to unsuspecting wife<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p> <b>Bonus<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/b\/oldnewthing\/archive\/2012\/02\/14\/10267495.aspx#10267890\"> The story from his wife&#8217;s point of view<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago, one of my colleagues wanted to surprise his wife with a new laptop for Valentine&#8217;s Day. (As a bonus, he set the wallpaper to one of their wedding pictures.) Now, he could just give her a neatly wrapped laptop, but he wanted this one to be a super-surprise. First, he bought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-8313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>A few years ago, one of my colleagues wanted to surprise his wife with a new laptop for Valentine&#8217;s Day. (As a bonus, he set the wallpaper to one of their wedding pictures.) Now, he could just give her a neatly wrapped laptop, but he wanted this one to be a super-surprise. First, he bought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8313\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}