{"id":5143,"date":"2013-02-25T07:00:01","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T07:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2013\/02\/25\/dreaming-up-strange-inventions-the-combination-urinalbidetwashing-machine\/"},"modified":"2013-02-25T07:00:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-25T07:00:01","slug":"dreaming-up-strange-inventions-the-combination-urinalbidetwashing-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20130225-01\/?p=5143","title":{"rendered":"Dreaming up strange inventions: The combination urinal\/bidet\/washing machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I dreamed that a friend of mine was showing me her new appliance: A combination urinal\/bidet\/washing machine. As we loaded clothes into it, she said, &#8220;You okay in there, Stephanie?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p> A muffled voice emerged from within: &#8220;Just let me know when you&#8217;re ready.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dreamed that a friend of mine was showing me her new appliance: A combination urinal\/bidet\/washing machine. As we loaded clothes into it, she said, &#8220;You okay in there, Stephanie?&#8221; A muffled voice emerged from within: &#8220;Just let me know when you&#8217;re ready.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[129,103],"class_list":["post-5143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-dream","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>I dreamed that a friend of mine was showing me her new appliance: A combination urinal\/bidet\/washing machine. As we loaded clothes into it, she said, &#8220;You okay in there, Stephanie?&#8221; A muffled voice emerged from within: &#8220;Just let me know when you&#8217;re ready.&#8221;<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5143\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}