{"id":4853,"date":"2013-03-25T07:00:01","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T07:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2013\/03\/25\/dreaming-about-a-rather-unusual-guitar-rehearsal\/"},"modified":"2013-03-25T07:00:01","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T07:00:01","slug":"dreaming-about-a-rather-unusual-guitar-rehearsal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20130325-01\/?p=4853","title":{"rendered":"Dreaming about a rather unusual guitar rehearsal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I dreamed that I watched a long-time colleague of mine rehearse the guitar in preparation for the new &#8220;hot pants&#8221; competition of the Miss Universe pageant. <\/p>\n<p> The scary thing is that the pageant may actually do it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dreamed that I watched a long-time colleague of mine rehearse the guitar in preparation for the new &#8220;hot pants&#8221; competition of the Miss Universe pageant. The scary thing is that the pageant may actually do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[129,103],"class_list":["post-4853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-dream","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>I dreamed that I watched a long-time colleague of mine rehearse the guitar in preparation for the new &#8220;hot pants&#8221; competition of the Miss Universe pageant. The scary thing is that the pageant may actually do it.<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4853\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}