{"id":40153,"date":"2004-03-20T06:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-20T06:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2004\/03\/20\/the-only-logical-conclusion-is-that-he-was-cloned\/"},"modified":"2004-03-20T06:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-20T06:52:00","slug":"the-only-logical-conclusion-is-that-he-was-cloned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20040320-00\/?p=40153","title":{"rendered":"The only logical conclusion is that he was cloned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something is wrong with the world when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/\">fark<\/a>&nbsp;finds something&nbsp;&#8220;real&#8221; news organizations miss. (When I first learned about fark, I confused it with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farcep.org\/\">FARC<\/a>, a different organization entirely. That&#8217;s right, a terrorist organization has its own official web site. Gotta love the Internet.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, fark has pointed out that the guy that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/aponline\/international\/AP-Al-Qaida-Hunt.html\">Pakistani forces claim today to have surrounded along the border with Afghanistan<\/a>, Ayman al-Zawahiri, was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/international\/story\/0,3604,651986,00.html\">already reported to have been captured two years ago<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/\">The Grauniad<\/a>. They never printed a correction (as far as I can tell) so I guess he cloned himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something is wrong with the world when fark&nbsp;finds something&nbsp;&#8220;real&#8221; news organizations miss. (When I first learned about fark, I confused it with FARC, a different organization entirely. That&#8217;s right, a terrorist organization has its own official web site. Gotta love the Internet.) Anyway, fark has pointed out that the guy that Pakistani forces claim today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-40153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>Something is wrong with the world when fark&nbsp;finds something&nbsp;&#8220;real&#8221; news organizations miss. (When I first learned about fark, I confused it with FARC, a different organization entirely. That&#8217;s right, a terrorist organization has its own official web site. Gotta love the Internet.) Anyway, fark has pointed out that the guy that Pakistani forces claim today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40153\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}