{"id":34063,"date":"2005-09-23T19:23:53","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T19:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2005\/09\/23\/the-double-e-half-hour-of-pain\/"},"modified":"2005-09-23T19:23:53","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T19:23:53","slug":"the-double-e-half-hour-of-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20050923-53\/?p=34063","title":{"rendered":"The Double-E Half Hour of Pain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty confident I&#8217;m going to regret this.<\/p>\n<p> I have been goaded into <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/ericgu\/archive\/2005\/09\/20\/471844.aspx\"> The Double-E Half Hour of Pain<\/a>, featuring <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/ericgu\/\"> Eric Gunnerson<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/spaces.msn.com\/members\/fatcyclist\/Blog\/\"> The Fat Cyclist<\/a>. Indeed, Mr.&nbsp;Cyclist has <a href=\"http:\/\/spaces.msn.com\/members\/fatcyclist\/Blog\/cns!1pUmGvi9idWgOodsIbhHUOQA!1396.entry\"> already started the trash talk<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p> My strategy will be to start slow and taper off. (Especially since it will have taken me about an hour and a half just to get to the starting point.) <\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;ll be the one in the black shorts and yellow shirt, with a heavy bicycle and <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/oldnewthing\/archive\/2005\/09\/23\/473270.aspx\"> a withered hand<\/a>. (I just like saying &#8220;withered hand&#8221;.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty confident I&#8217;m going to regret this. I have been goaded into The Double-E Half Hour of Pain, featuring Eric Gunnerson and The Fat Cyclist. Indeed, Mr.&nbsp;Cyclist has already started the trash talk. My strategy will be to start slow and taper off. (Especially since it will have taken me about an hour and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-34063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty confident I&#8217;m going to regret this. I have been goaded into The Double-E Half Hour of Pain, featuring Eric Gunnerson and The Fat Cyclist. Indeed, Mr.&nbsp;Cyclist has already started the trash talk. My strategy will be to start slow and taper off. (Especially since it will have taken me about an hour and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34063\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}