{"id":33493,"date":"2005-11-02T09:58:49","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T09:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2005\/11\/02\/found-blog-the-piehole\/"},"modified":"2005-11-02T09:58:49","modified_gmt":"2005-11-02T09:58:49","slug":"found-blog-the-piehole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20051102-49\/?p=33493","title":{"rendered":"Found blog: The Piehole"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have no idea who this person is<\/a>, but she’s all attitude all the time. Like this entry from October 18, 2005 when Jennifer was recovering from a foot injury<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Men love a girl who can’t run away quickly<\/b> <\/p>\n

I got “wooey!”-ed by a garbage man on my way back to the office from lunch today… Because I’m so HAWT hobbling down the street. He could not resist my hobbling! I am hobbleicious! Sssssssss! * <\/p>\n

And just so you know, being followed down the street by a garbage truck with someone screaming “YEAH BABY!” and “what’s your phone number?” is TOTALLY CLASSY! <\/p>\n

* This is the sound of me sizzling! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It’s the asterisk that’s the icing on the cake. <\/p>\n

From that web site’s blogroll you can springboard to a whole new world of outrageous content. Like My Boyfriend is a Twat<\/a> or Inappropriately Dressed<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have no idea who this person is, but she’s all attitude all the time. Like this entry from October 18, 2005 when Jennifer was recovering from a foot injury: Men love a girl who can’t run away quickly I got “wooey!”-ed by a garbage man on my way back to the office from lunch […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-33493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"

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