{"id":33203,"date":"2005-11-25T10:00:17","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T10:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2005\/11\/25\/how-to-get-raymond-to-stop-being-interested-in-talking-with-you\/"},"modified":"2005-11-25T10:00:17","modified_gmt":"2005-11-25T10:00:17","slug":"how-to-get-raymond-to-stop-being-interested-in-talking-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20051125-17\/?p=33203","title":{"rendered":"How to get Raymond to stop being interested in talking with you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a party in New York City earlier this year, and a conversation went like this:<\/p>\n<p> <b>Person<\/b>: What do you do?<br> <b>Me<\/b>: I&#8217;m a computer programmer at Microsoft.<br> <b>Person<\/b>: &lt;viciously&gt; I hate you.<br> <\/p>\n<p> If Miss Manners didn&#8217;t say so explicitly, I suspect she would nevertheless agree that snarling &#8220;I hate you&#8221; to somebody on first introduction is not exactly getting off on the right foot. <\/p>\n<p> [Raymond is currently away; this message was pre-recorded.] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a party in New York City earlier this year, and a conversation went like this: Person: What do you do? Me: I&#8217;m a computer programmer at Microsoft. Person: &lt;viciously&gt; I hate you. If Miss Manners didn&#8217;t say so explicitly, I suspect she would nevertheless agree that snarling &#8220;I hate you&#8221; to somebody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-33203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-other"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>I was at a party in New York City earlier this year, and a conversation went like this: Person: What do you do? Me: I&#8217;m a computer programmer at Microsoft. Person: &lt;viciously&gt; I hate you. If Miss Manners didn&#8217;t say so explicitly, I suspect she would nevertheless agree that snarling &#8220;I hate you&#8221; to somebody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33203\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}