{"id":32083,"date":"2006-03-02T10:00:15","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T10:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2006\/03\/02\/martha-martha-martha\/"},"modified":"2006-03-02T10:00:15","modified_gmt":"2006-03-02T10:00:15","slug":"martha-martha-martha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20060302-15\/?p=32083","title":{"rendered":"Martha, Martha, Martha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com\/cgi-bin\/texis.cgi\/web\/vortex\/display?slug=martha26m&amp;date=20060226\"> Martha Stewart was in town this past weekend signing her book on baking<\/a>. Although I&#8217;m a Martha fan, I didn&#8217;t attend the signing because I already have <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/oldnewthing\/archive\/2005\/01\/24\/359498.aspx\"> a really awesome book on baking<\/a>. I&#8217;ve listed below some of the ground rules for the book signing, mixed in with some stuff I just plain made up. Your mission is to pick out which of these rules are for real and which are fake. <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Martha Stewart will sign only the baking book.     No other books or memorabilia. <\/li>\n<li>Do not make eye contact with Martha Stewart. <\/li>\n<li>Do not speak to Martha Stewart unless spoken to. <\/li>\n<li>Do not ask Martha to write anything other than her name. <\/li>\n<li>Do not take pictures of Martha Stewart. <\/li>\n<li>If Martha Stewart becomes angry, curl up into a ball     and cover your head with your hands. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p> You can check your score <a href=\"http:\/\/seattlebonvivant.typepad.com\/seattle_bon_vivant\/2006\/02\/martha_stewart_.html\"> on this web page<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martha Stewart was in town this past weekend signing her book on baking. Although I&#8217;m a Martha fan, I didn&#8217;t attend the signing because I already have a really awesome book on baking. I&#8217;ve listed below some of the ground rules for the book signing, mixed in with some stuff I just plain made up. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-32083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>Martha Stewart was in town this past weekend signing her book on baking. Although I&#8217;m a Martha fan, I didn&#8217;t attend the signing because I already have a really awesome book on baking. I&#8217;ve listed below some of the ground rules for the book signing, mixed in with some stuff I just plain made up. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}