{"id":26973,"date":"2007-05-04T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2007\/05\/04\/but-theyre-not-puts-on-sunglasses-going-to-get-away-with-murder\/"},"modified":"2007-05-04T10:00:01","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T10:00:01","slug":"but-theyre-not-puts-on-sunglasses-going-to-get-away-with-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20070504-01\/?p=26973","title":{"rendered":"But they&#039;re not (puts on sunglasses) going to get away with murder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I don&#8217;t even watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/csi_miami\/\"> <i>CSI: Miami<\/i><\/a>, but this sequence of <a href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=_sarYH0z948\"> Endless Caruso One Liners<\/a> cracks me up. The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Horatio_Caine#Trivia\"> Wikipedia entry for Horatio Crane<\/a> acknowledges the awesome power of the Sunglasses of Justice, and even <a href=\"https:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI\"> Jim Carrey gets into the act<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t even watch CSI: Miami, but this sequence of Endless Caruso One Liners cracks me up. The Wikipedia entry for Horatio Crane acknowledges the awesome power of the Sunglasses of Justice, and even Jim Carrey gets into the act.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-26973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>I don&#8217;t even watch CSI: Miami, but this sequence of Endless Caruso One Liners cracks me up. The Wikipedia entry for Horatio Crane acknowledges the awesome power of the Sunglasses of Justice, and even Jim Carrey gets into the act.<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26973\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}