{"id":26273,"date":"2007-06-25T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2007-06-25T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2007\/06\/25\/why-the-fantastic-4-human-torch-atv-is-the-worst-movie-tie-in-toy-ever\/"},"modified":"2007-06-25T10:00:01","modified_gmt":"2007-06-25T10:00:01","slug":"why-the-fantastic-4-human-torch-atv-is-the-worst-movie-tie-in-toy-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20070625-01\/?p=26273","title":{"rendered":"Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Columnist Wm. Steven Humphrey expounds on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmercury.com\/portland\/Content?oid=33982&amp;category=34029\"> Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!)  is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever<\/a>. (Readers cautioned for strong language, but it&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Columnist Wm. Steven Humphrey expounds on Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!) is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever. (Readers cautioned for strong language, but it&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-26273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>Columnist Wm. Steven Humphrey expounds on Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!) is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever. (Readers cautioned for strong language, but it&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.)<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26273\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}