{"id":22903,"date":"2008-04-02T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2008\/04\/02\/maybe-thats-how-you-do-it-but-around-here-we-have-a-different-convention-for-indicating-which-things-are-broken\/"},"modified":"2008-04-02T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T10:00:00","slug":"maybe-thats-how-you-do-it-but-around-here-we-have-a-different-convention-for-indicating-which-things-are-broken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20080402-00\/?p=22903","title":{"rendered":"Maybe that&#039;s how you do it, but around here, we have a different convention for indicating which things are broken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the reactions to my story of investigating a dead computer struck me as rather strange. Commenter Steve wrote, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/oldnewthing\/archive\/2008\/02\/04\/7439619.aspx#7442093\">Usually video cards left on a table don&#8217;t works well (the one inside a computer have a better probability)<\/a>.&#8221;\n While it&#8217;s true that the ones inside a computer are more likely to work, it&#8217;s not the case, at least around here, that the cards on a table are unlikely to work well. Many people have a small stash of cables and other spare parts specifically for repair purposes. If you see a video card on a table, odds are that it&#8217;s part of somebody&#8217;s spart parts stash and works just fine.\n At least around here, we follow a different convention for indicating when things are broken beyond repair: We put them in the garbage can.\n <b>Joke-ruining clarification<\/b>: Or the recycle bin, as appropriate.\n Computer repair follow-up: Last Thursday morning, I turned on my home computer and it didn&#8217;t boot. The symptoms were exactly the same as the previous death, so started with what worked last time: I unplugged the video card. The computer booted up.\n It looks like my home computer eats video cards.\n Now what? Do I feed it cheap video cards? Was this just a fluke and my replacement video card happened to be a dud? Are the video cards actually just fine, and <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/oldnewthing\/archive\/2003\/08\/28\/54719.aspx\"> it&#8217;s the motherboard that can&#8217;t cope with them<\/a>? Do I abandon the computer and start over?<\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;m going with option two: Assume I just got a bum video card and try again. But if the second replacement video card also dies within a short period of time, then I&#8217;m going to have to decide what I&#8217;m going to do with the computer that eats video cards. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the reactions to my story of investigating a dead computer struck me as rather strange. 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Commenter Steve wrote, &#8220;Usually video cards left on a table don&#8217;t works well (the one inside a computer have a better probability).&#8221; While it&#8217;s true that the ones inside a computer are more likely to work, it&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22903\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}