{"id":22083,"date":"2008-06-03T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2008\/06\/03\/food-products-that-are-offenses-against-nature-bisquick-shake-n-pour\/"},"modified":"2008-06-03T10:00:01","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T10:00:01","slug":"food-products-that-are-offenses-against-nature-bisquick-shake-n-pour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20080603-01\/?p=22083","title":{"rendered":"Food products that are offenses against nature: Bisquick Shake &#039;n Pour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s another entry in the extremely sporadic series of <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/oldnewthing\/archive\/2007\/07\/19\/3945340.aspx\"> food products that are offenses against nature<\/a>. Today it&#8217;s the incorrectly-punctuated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jovino\/2232822609\/\"> Bisquick Shake &#8216;n Pour<\/a>.\n For people for whom adding a half cup of milk and one egg to two cups of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.generalmills.com\/corporate\/brands\/product_image.aspx?catID=51&amp;itemID=1808\"> Bisquick powder<\/a> is too complicated, now they&#8217;ve even dehydrated the milk and egg and pre-measured the mix, so all you need to do is add a measured amount of water. Because you know, cracking an egg is so time-consuming.<\/p>\n<p> My colleague who tips me off to all the foods that are offenses against nature let me know by email that even she, mother to a three-week-old baby, was able to somehow pull it together and measure out the milk and crack the egg. &#8220;Oh wait,&#8221; she corrected herself. &#8220;I made the pancakes from scratch.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s another entry in the extremely sporadic series of food products that are offenses against nature. Today it&#8217;s the incorrectly-punctuated Bisquick Shake &#8216;n Pour. For people for whom adding a half cup of milk and one egg to two cups of Bisquick powder is too complicated, now they&#8217;ve even dehydrated the milk and egg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-22083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s another entry in the extremely sporadic series of food products that are offenses against nature. Today it&#8217;s the incorrectly-punctuated Bisquick Shake &#8216;n Pour. For people for whom adding a half cup of milk and one egg to two cups of Bisquick powder is too complicated, now they&#8217;ve even dehydrated the milk and egg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}