{"id":18783,"date":"2009-03-17T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2009\/03\/17\/well-duh-id-sure-better-get-my-money-back\/"},"modified":"2009-03-17T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T10:00:00","slug":"well-duh-id-sure-better-get-my-money-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20090317-00\/?p=18783","title":{"rendered":"Well, duh, I&#8217;d sure better get my money back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The vending machines in my building proudly announce<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"m\"><p> Guaranteed to deliver or your money back. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Well, duh. If I don&#8217;t get the product, I&#8217;d sure better get my money back. <\/p>\n<p> <b>Pre-emptive snarky comment<\/b>: &#8220;I&#8217;m suing Microsoft.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The vending machines in my building proudly announce Guaranteed to deliver or your money back. Well, duh. If I don&#8217;t get the product, I&#8217;d sure better get my money back. Pre-emptive snarky comment: &#8220;I&#8217;m suing Microsoft.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-18783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>The vending machines in my building proudly announce Guaranteed to deliver or your money back. Well, duh. If I don&#8217;t get the product, I&#8217;d sure better get my money back. Pre-emptive snarky comment: &#8220;I&#8217;m suing Microsoft.&#8221;<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18783\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}