Some time ago, I was visiting a family with small children, and I found the two-year-old middle child with a marker in her hand suspiciously close to some fresh marks on the living room couch. The following conversation ensued:<\/p>\n
“Who drew on the couch?” <\/p>\n
— My older sister.<\/i> <\/p>\n
“Your older sister isn’t home.” <\/p>\n
— The baby.<\/i> <\/p>\n
“The baby can’t reach this.” <\/p>\n
— The dog.<\/i> <\/p>\n
“You don’t have a dog.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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