{"id":15893,"date":"2009-11-26T07:00:01","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T07:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2009\/11\/26\/i-want-to-take-all-your-chocolate-milk\/"},"modified":"2009-11-26T07:00:01","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T07:00:01","slug":"i-want-to-take-all-your-chocolate-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20091126-01\/?p=15893","title":{"rendered":"I want to take all your chocolate milk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My older niece visited me at work one day, and I got her a carton of chocolate milk, which she very much enjoyed. Some days later, she told me, &#8220;I want to go to your work.&#8221;\n &#8220;Why?&#8221; I asked.\n &#8220;I want to take all your chocolate milk.&#8221;\n Missing from the story is that upon returning home after that first visit, she told everybody about her awesome visit with her uncle, and that he even got her a chocolate milk from the refrigerator. &#8220;And the chocolate milk is free, you can just take it!&#8221;\n Her uncle (not me, a different uncle) told her, &#8220;Then you should go there with a knapsack and take all the chocolate milk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> That uncle is clearly a troublemaker. I&#8217;ll have to keep an eye on him. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My older niece visited me at work one day, and I got her a carton of chocolate milk, which she very much enjoyed. Some days later, she told me, &#8220;I want to go to your work.&#8221; &#8220;Why?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;I want to take all your chocolate milk.&#8221; Missing from the story is that upon returning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-15893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>My older niece visited me at work one day, and I got her a carton of chocolate milk, which she very much enjoyed. Some days later, she told me, &#8220;I want to go to your work.&#8221; &#8220;Why?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;I want to take all your chocolate milk.&#8221; Missing from the story is that upon returning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15893\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}