{"id":13103,"date":"2010-08-19T07:00:01","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T07:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.msdn.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/2010\/08\/19\/i-challenge-you-to-come-up-with-an-even-lamer-physics-pun\/"},"modified":"2010-08-19T07:00:01","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T07:00:01","slug":"i-challenge-you-to-come-up-with-an-even-lamer-physics-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20100819-01\/?p=13103","title":{"rendered":"I challenge you to come up with an even lamer physics pun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I was in the office kitchenette, and two of my colleagues both named Paul happened to be there getting coffee. I quipped, &#8220;Oh no, is this legal? I think it&#8217;s a violation of the <a href=\"http:\/\/hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu\/hbase\/pauli.html\"> Paul Exclusion Principle<\/a>.&#8221;\n It was a horrible physics pun, perhaps one of the worst I&#8217;ve made in a long time. My challenge to you is to come up with an even worse one that you&#8217;ve told.<\/p>\n<p> Note: You have to have actually made the pun to an appropriate audience. No fair just making one up for the purpose of the challenge. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I was in the office kitchenette, and two of my colleagues both named Paul happened to be there getting coffee. I quipped, &#8220;Oh no, is this legal? I think it&#8217;s a violation of the Paul Exclusion Principle.&#8221; It was a horrible physics pun, perhaps one of the worst I&#8217;ve made in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-13103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-non-computer"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>The other day, I was in the office kitchenette, and two of my colleagues both named Paul happened to be there getting coffee. I quipped, &#8220;Oh no, is this legal? I think it&#8217;s a violation of the Paul Exclusion Principle.&#8221; It was a horrible physics pun, perhaps one of the worst I&#8217;ve made in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13103\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}