{"id":104523,"date":"2020-12-08T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-08T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/?p=104523"},"modified":"2020-12-08T07:46:31","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T15:46:31","slug":"20201208-00","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20201208-00\/?p=104523","title":{"rendered":"How did Windows open a portal to another dimension when reporting a program error?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For a brief period of time, an Insider build of Windows 10 changed the program crash dialog from <i>Windows is checking for a solution to the problem<\/i> to <i>Windows is opening a portal to another dimension<\/i>. How did Windows open that portal?<\/p>\n<p>Man, that research department is working overtime.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry to break it to you, but there was no actual portal to another dimension. That placeholder text was created by a friend of mine while the team worked with the writers to figure out what the new text should be. (The text ultimately became <i>Hang on while Windows reports the problem to Microsoft<\/i>.) My friend noted, &#8220;We <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Windows10\/comments\/6kaqvz\/windows_is_opening_a_portal_to_another_dimension\/\"> made Reddit<\/a>. My daughter was proud. I also learned that some people don&#8217;t want humor in their error messages.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least that message was better than the message in the original specification for the feature, which was &#8220;Program X has suffered a debilitating brain aneurysm,&#8221; a reference to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/calvinandhobbes\/1985\/12\/04\/\"> an old <i>Calvin and Hobbes<\/i> comic<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Bonus reading<\/b>: <a href=\"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/20201201-00\/?p=104498\"> Did Windows ever find solutions for programs that crashed<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A momentary tear in the space-time continuum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1069,"featured_media":111744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-104523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-oldnewthing","tag-history"],"acf":[],"blog_post_summary":"<p>A momentary tear in the space-time continuum.<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1069"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104523\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devblogs.microsoft.com\/oldnewthing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}