Many years ago, I saw a Dilbert cartoon that went roughly like this.
Frame 1: Supertitle - "Dogbert's guide to project management."
Frame 2: Supertitle - "Not a project." Dilbert answers the phone. "Sure, we do that."
Frame 3: Supertitle - "A project." Dilbert answers the phone. "No, we don't do that."†
I've seen a lot of software ...